Sorry Boss, My Body is Not Delicious

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  1. ziuma

    ziuma Well-Known Member

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    Selamat Malam member Bersosial,

    Saya mau posting sebuah cerita lucu yang saya copas dari sebuah blog. Kalau ada pemilik blognya disini lihat tulisannya, maaf ya tulisannya dicopas disini.

    Cerita ini mengisahkan seorang supir sebut aja namanya Paijo. Paijo bekerja pada seorang bule yang bernama Mr Thomas (bule asal Amrik). Pada suatu hari Paijo sedang menyetir mobil mengantar majikannya ke kantornya. Di tengah jalan si Paijo ini tertimpa musibah, mobilnya menabrak kendaraan yang ada didepannya.

    Dengan terbata-bata Paijo meminta maaf kepada Mr Thomas
    Paijo : "Sorry Sir, I brake brake do not eat. After I Check the wheel no flower again."
    Terjemahannya : Maaf Pak, saya rem-rem ngak makan. Setelah saya cek rodanya ngak ada kembangannya lagi.

    Begitu Si Boss mau ikutan ribut sama yang ditabrak, Paijo ngomong seperti ini
    Paijo : "Don't follow mix Sir! the bring that car if not wrong is the children fruit from manager moneys, he stupid doesn't play! let know taste"
    Terjemahannya: ngak usah ikut campur pak, yang bawa mobil itu kalau ngak salah anak buah dari manajer keuangan, dia memang goblok bukan main, biar tahu rasa).

    Besoknya si Paijo ngak masuk kerja, terus pas lusanya dia masuk dan Mr Thomas bertanya
    Mr Thomas : "why you're not coming?"
    Paijo : "I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious. My Body taste like enter the wind. " (maaf boss badan saya tidak enak, badan saya seperti masuk angin).

    Mr Thomas : "I really don't know whats your point!"
    Paijo : "yes how yes?....I am alone migrain Sir will how the speak. But yes already, how many - how many people can speak England..."
    Terjemahan : ya bagaimana ya? ..... saya sendiri puyeng pak bagaimana ngomongnya, tapi yo uwis lah...piro-piro wong iso ngomong inggris).

    Cerita ini hanya karangan saja, kalau ada kemiripan tokoh dan cerita itu hanya kebetulan saja (kayak nonton ftv he he he).

    Bagaimana? tulisan aslinya ada disini
    http://yudhim.blogspot.com/2008/05/sorry-boss-my-body-is-not-delicious.html
     
    Last edited: Aug 10, 2015
  2. Ulin

    Ulin Member

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    brother paijo so smart not ever.. speak speak, paijo home where
    kang paijo pintere ora karuan, ngomong2 paijo omahe ngendi?
     
  3. creative

    creative Well-Known Member

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    wakaka yeah i speak litle litle lah.... :D
     
  4. ︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╤──── Gembel

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  5. ziuma

    ziuma Well-Known Member

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    No What What, litle litle I Can Lah
    *belajar*
     
  6. Rudi Nazarudin

    Rudi Nazarudin Member

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    hahahaha.. kocak bener nih :D
     
  7. Rafa Asoka

    Rafa Asoka Member

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    ini joke, asli bikin ngakak *ketawa1**ketawa4*
     
  8. faisalhendri

    faisalhendri Member

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    Jadi ingat vicky prasetio hohohoh *ketawa4*
     
  9. sutrisno

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    awalnya rusak tapi yang penting bahasa berbahsa berani dulu bicara bnar urusan belakangan hahaha
     

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