Cerita Lucu Dewasa Anak kecil jangan baca yaa

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  1. ani125

    ani125 Member

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    Cerita Lucu Dewasa: udah Pernah Digunting kali:

    tukimin baru aja menyelesaikan upacara pernikahan dengan suaminya Tukiyem. Tetapi pada malam pertamanya mereka tak langsung berhubungan intim, karna lelah sehabis menjalani pesta nikah.Pada saat malam itu mereka hanya mengisi malamnya dengan makan mie bakso dalam kamar.

    Sementara tanpa sepengetahuan mereka, Ibunya tukimin nguping di balik pintu dan mendengar pembicaraan mereka.

    Tukiyem: "Mas,udah dikocok-kocok nggak mau keluar-keluar. (Sambilan mengocok botol sambalnya)"
    tukimin: "Jelas aja, lobangnya masih kekecilan!"

    Tukiyem: "Ya udah, ujungnya aku gunting aja!"

    Ibunya tukimin langsung kaget, mendobrak pintu kamarnya dan teriak, "Jangan! dulu kan udah pernah digunting itu!"

    tukimin & Tukiyem: **#@##^%&??!!!,hhhhhhhhh.

    Sumber : Cerita Lucu Dewasa
     
  2. AmriMF

    AmriMF Member

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    Yang aneh adalah, Tukiyem itu suaminya atau istrinya?
     
  3. Ulin

    Ulin Member

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    kok ibunya tahu kalau udh pernah dipotong?
     
  4. ︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╤──── Gembel

    ︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╤──── Gembel Member

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    Ibunya gagal paham apa yg sbenarnya terjadi. Dari cerita ini bsa diambil pelajaran "Jangan suka menguping pembicaraan orang lain"
     
  5. Rafa Asoka

    Rafa Asoka Member

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    ibunya kepo + salah gaul itu wakakakakakaka *pheew*
     
  6. yungga19

    yungga19 Active Member

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    hahahaha , itu ibu pengin ngintip l=kali ya
     
  7. rakiwen

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    kayaknya harusnya Tukiyem namanya cewe deh...
     
  8. faisalhendri

    faisalhendri Member

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    Yaah ibunya ketahuan nguping hahha
    Btw nama2nya kok rad2 mirip yak?
     
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