Cerita Lucu Abunawas, Larangan Kencing

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  1. Toko Asyik

    Toko Asyik Active Member

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    Abunawas lagi2 bikin ulah, kali ini benar2 membuat raja gusar. Saking gusarnya, akhirnya raja pun bertitah pada seluruh rakyaknya agar (maaf) buang air besar kerumah Abunawas selama 1 minggu. Namun rupanya titah raja sudah diketahui oleh Abunawas, dengan berpikir keras, akhirnya Abunawas menemukan ide cemerlang buat melawan raja tanpa melanggar aturannya.
    Tiba saatnya orang2 pun berbondong kerumah Abunawas dgn niatan (maaf) buang hajat. Abunawas yg sudah lama menunggu dirumahnya mempersilahkan bagi siapa saja yg mau (maaf) buang hajat dirumahnya untuk masuk satu persatu. Mulai dgn orang pertama, saat ia sedang asyik (maaf) buang hajat, tiba2 saja.. Gedebuuuukk... Pukulan balok menghantam kepala orang tersebut, sehingga orang itupun kesakitan dan lari terbirit-birit. Demikian pula yg terjadi dgn orang2 selanjutnya. Rupa-rupanya sang pelaku adalah Abunawas yg memang sengaja menunggui orang2 yg sdg buang hajat dirumahnya. Demikianlah kejadian itu terjadi pada hari pertama, hingga akhirnya orang2 pun tidak berani kembali kerumah Abunawas, dan merekapun melaporkan kejadian ini kepada raja. Hal ini semakin membuat raja tambah berang, dititahkan nya lah para prajurit untuk menangkap Abunawas kehadapan pengadilan kerajaan. Sesampainya dirumah Abunawas, tanpa melawan, Abunawas pun dibawa kepengadilan istana. Tiba disana rajapun mulai menyidangkan Abunawas.
    Raja: Abunawas... Tahukah engkau akan kesalahan mu?
    Abunawas: tidak baginda.. (jawab Abunawas tegas)
    Raja: kau telah melukai banyak orang yg sedang buang hajat dirumahmu atas perintah ku rajamu. Yg berarti engkau melawan rajamu.
    Abunawas: bukan begitu paduka.. Yg sebenarnya hamba malah mempertegas perintah paduka, bukannya melanggar. (pembelaan diri)
    Raja: apa maksudmu...??
    Abunawas: titah tuanku paduka kan mereka harus buang hajat dirumah hamba, tapi yg mereka lakukan bukan hanya buang hajat melainkan juga kencing... Jadi merekalah yg melanggarnya, bukan hamba... (hehe.. Tertawa menang)
    raja: ....!!???
    Abunawas pun bebas.

    *onjail**ketawa4**ketawa4**ketawa4*



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    huwala, boleh juga idenya abu nawas *ketawa2*
     
  4. oranglokal

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    wkwkwkwk....hhaaa... *ketawa4*
     
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    Huahahaha Rajanya kalah cerdik sama Abunawas *ketawa2*
     
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    s0c7871 New Member

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    Hahaha... lucu sis... Abu Mawas ini cerita dari daerah mana yah? Aku kog lupa2 inget... Thanks yah..
     
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    Koleksi Tas Terbaru Member

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    Keren si abunawas
    emank iya seh pasti kencing juga
     
  9. Veronia21

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    Abunawas si Cerdas, gokil kalau baca ceritanya
     
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    hwkwkwkwkwk ,,, lagian, orang b**l pasti juga kencing
     
  11. Rafa Asoka

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    *ketawa4* orang cerdik emg bakal susah di kalahin wakakakakakakak
     
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    hahaha kirain tadi di suruh bayar masuknya hahaha
     
  13. barugratisan

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    orang berak selalu kencing......

    tapi orang kencing tidak mesti berak.....

    gitu ya..... :D
     
  14. Bella Vionita

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    Padahal cuma fiktif ya tapi bisa melegenda si Abunawas
     
  15. sutrisno

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    abu nawas 1001 malam
    alfu lailatin wa lailatun

    dulu smp beli uku beginia sampa tamat
     
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    Lucu, bikin ngakak aja thread ini.
     
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