Humor, Praktikum Mahasiswa Kedokteran

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Toko Asyik, Sep 21, 2014.

  1. Toko Asyik

    Toko Asyik Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2014
    Messages:
    12
    Likes Received:
    3
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Suatu hari di praktikum kedokteran.

    Dosen : "Hari ini kita belajar mengenai tubuh sesungguhnya, untuk itu kita akan mempelajari mayat!"

    Lalu didatangkanlah sebuah mayat..


    Dosen : "Pelajaran pertama, tidak boleh jijik!"

    Lalu sang dosen memasukkan jarinya ke anus mayat tersebut, dan kemudian menjilat jarinya.


    Dosen : "Nah, kalian lakukan seperti yang saya lakukan tadi!"

    Walaupun banyak yang teriak-teriak dan muntah-muntah karena tidak tahan, toh akhirnya semua mahasiswa melakukan itu satu persatu.


    Dosen : "Nah sekarang pelajaran kedua, ketelitian. Perhatikan, tadi yang saya masukkan adalah jari tengah, sedangkan yang saya jilat adalah jari kelingking!!!"

    :eek:*kaget2**interupsi**jail**ketawa4**ketawa4*

    Sumber
     
    iidbae likes this.
  2. Batik Trusmi Online

    Batik Trusmi Online Member

    Joined:
    Aug 12, 2014
    Messages:
    88
    Likes Received:
    4
    Trophy Points:
    18
    asem kenap tipu semua mahasiswa *ketawa4*
     
  3. ebaharu

    ebaharu Member

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2012
    Messages:
    257
    Likes Received:
    12
    Trophy Points:
    18
    Google+:
    Haduuuuh ini praktek apaan??
    *dingin*
     
  4. iidbae

    iidbae Member

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2014
    Messages:
    728
    Likes Received:
    73
    Trophy Points:
    28
    Google+:
  5. Ardilas

    Ardilas Super Level

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2013
    Messages:
    4,243
    Likes Received:
    317
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Google+:
    Besoknya meliburkan diri karena diare.
     
  6. Yusuf.S

    Yusuf.S Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 4, 2014
    Messages:
    1,156
    Likes Received:
    100
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Google+:
    Hahahahaha *ketawa1*
     
  7. fikrishare

    fikrishare Member

    Joined:
    May 1, 2014
    Messages:
    109
    Likes Received:
    7
    Trophy Points:
    18
    Google+:
    hahahaha *head*
     
  8. ziuma

    ziuma Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 23, 2014
    Messages:
    1,563
    Likes Received:
    240
    Trophy Points:
    63
    ha ha ha lucu
    cuma kayaknya habis baca ini, saya satu hari tidak makan. [​IMG]
     
  9. VanceLobo

    VanceLobo Member

    Joined:
    May 16, 2014
    Messages:
    380
    Likes Received:
    15
    Trophy Points:
    18
    Google+:
    Hahahahh..... bener tuh... Praktek Ketelitian mesti dilakukan..
    karna dokter kalo ga teliti ya bisa bahaya... hehhehe
     
  10. Fahmi

    Fahmi Newbie

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2012
    Messages:
    1,719
    Likes Received:
    159
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Google+:
    Calon dokter pada gk teliti yaah wkwkk, besok dosennya di bully tuh
    *ketawa4*
     
  11. Lano pratama

    Lano pratama Member

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2014
    Messages:
    124
    Likes Received:
    3
    Trophy Points:
    18
    Google+:
  12. anton

    anton New Member

    Joined:
    Dec 10, 2013
    Messages:
    24
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    6
    Google+:
  13. desi sartika

    desi sartika Member

    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2014
    Messages:
    29
    Likes Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    8
  14. abdibuku

    abdibuku Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2013
    Messages:
    65
    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    8
    Hahahahahaa.... kena tipu !!!
     
  15. exabytes-id

    exabytes-id Member

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2013
    Messages:
    866
    Likes Received:
    35
    Trophy Points:
    28
    pengalaman yang sangat buruk, jika diingat oleh mahasiswanya :)
     
  16. downarea

    downarea Member

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2013
    Messages:
    45
    Likes Received:
    3
    Trophy Points:
    8
    Wah ini sich Dosen nya ngerjain mahasiswa. hahaha
     
  17. debays

    debays Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2014
    Messages:
    1,409
    Likes Received:
    58
    Trophy Points:
    48
    dah pernah baca nih, biasa aja jadinya... :D
     
  18. jooysos

    jooysos Member

    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2014
    Messages:
    78
    Likes Received:
    7
    Trophy Points:
    8
    weleh.. praktikum kok masukkan jari ke anus.. ... emang gak pakai handscoon
     
  19. simopunkc

    simopunkc Member

    Joined:
    Aug 6, 2014
    Messages:
    298
    Likes Received:
    10
    Trophy Points:
    18
    Google+:
    ha ha ha,..... *ketawa1*
     
  20. yuyutwah

    yuyutwah Member

    Joined:
    Feb 4, 2014
    Messages:
    427
    Likes Received:
    18
    Trophy Points:
    18
    Google+:
    ternyata ketelitian sangat diperlukan dalam praktek
     
Loading...

Share This Page